Guyon: Off The Grid

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(Host) Maybe it’s all the storms and power outages in the news lately,
but writer and commentator Annie Guyon has been thinking about the many
definitions of the expression "living off the grid" – and she’s heard a
few interesting variations.

(Guyon) When people say they "live off the grid", it’s a point of pride. But it means different things, for different people.

As
a kid, I thought my great Auntie Maude in England had never been near
the grid because she had no hot water…bathtub…or shower, no phone and no
fridge. She boiled water for her weekly sponge bath and washing dishes.
She didn’t mind not having a phone, carefully penning letters on
crinkly paper instead. And she kept her butter, cheese and milk bottles
in a bucket of cool tap water in the shade behind her cottage. To me,
that was about as griddles as you could get.

Nowadays, there are
folks who live off the grid in other ways, especially in rural
areas-heating their homes with wood they chop themselves, growing their
own produce, and sometimes raising and butchering their own chickens and
livestock. No TVs… no computers… no cellphones. Then there are the folks
in extremely remote areas who declare that they’re grid-independent, but
are completely addicted to the Internet.

There are urbanite
versions too. Some proudly insist they’re living off the grid because
they don’t own a television, but they stream reality shows every night
on their laptop. Others consider themselves grid-free because they only
buy organic, but what they buy is produce transported from far-off lands
in fossil-fuel-guzzling airplanes and trucks to the mega yuppy natural
food chain down the street.

Me, I openly admit that I don’t just
live on the grid, my life wouldn’t function without it. I wouldn’t have
the career I have without my computer… the Internet… and my droid. I have
favorite TV shows, I’m an NPR junkie and, though I heat my house mostly
with wood, I sure appreciate my thermostat-controlled radiators taking
the edge off the early morning cold.

It’s all relative, this
notion of grid-dependence. At a recent dinner party, a man introduced
himself and began telling me about the eco-groovy home he’s building.
With sustainable materials, he’s creating a beautiful, self-sufficient
homestead out in the woods, which will have a solar-powered hot water
heater and a wood stove only for heat. He will have no DSL, no TV, and
will live independently, without mega corporations his quality of life.
Like a modern day Scott Nearing, he’s going back to the land. I told him
I think it’s very admirable what he’s doing, because I don’t have it in
me to live that way. He assured me it’s not that hard to reject
societal norms and make the switch to a simpler life, and went on to
further explain his philosophy.

But I think the transition might
be a bit harder for him than he realizes. After describing his
anti-grid plan to eschew a mainstream lifestyle, he eagerly asked, "Hey,
can I friend you on Facebook?"

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